I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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