Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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