Kareoke will never be a sober sport
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
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