so explain again why im purple
no
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
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