Midget sex pt 2 tonight
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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