How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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