just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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