Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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