He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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