I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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