Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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