Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
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