My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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