Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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