no. you can't hotbox the world.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Randomize
