Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
if i died would you start the facebook group?
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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