Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Randomize
