So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
Shame is for Republicans.
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