Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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