I must be too annoying 4 u.
I'm really into asian looking animals
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
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