We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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