He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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