I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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