I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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