Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I think my moral compass just broke
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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