Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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