dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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