normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
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