well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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