It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
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