Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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