I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
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