After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
His nipple licking is glorious
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