And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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