I seem to have left my pride at pride
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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