I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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