wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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