Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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