Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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