question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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