I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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