Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Plan B is the new Plan A
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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