You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
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