you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Randomize
