11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
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