O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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