isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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