I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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