I don't think brook has ever known best
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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