so that wasnt chicken after all
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
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