Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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