normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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