She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
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